HOW TO SURVIVE IN ABUJA!!!

 

 HOW TO SURVIVE IN ABUJA!!!

1. Have money 💰 


2. Know people that have money and connection 


3. Know the differences between Galadima/ Galadimawa. Gwagwa Gwagwalada. Airport rd/ Airport junction. Iddo/Idu. Jabi/Jahi etc.


4. Don't fall in love ❤️😂😂🏃‍♀️


5.Just know that Wuse Zone 2 and Wuse 2 are different & never ever use Google map to Trek a 5min distance on your phone. Body go tell you. 😂


6. Avoid Gwarimpa girls. Very important 😂🏃‍♀️


7. Apo Nepa/Apo Bridge/ Apo Resettlement & Apo Mechanic, make sure you know the difference


8. Meanwhile if you don't know the difference btw berger and lugbe berger, Nyanya and new Nyanya your name na OYO, survival go dey far far away from you


9. Each direction you are going to have a signlanguage that the cab drivers understands perfectly eg area 1 area 10 etc. No worry no be person go teach you 😂


10.And not everybody that says they're based in Abuja actually stay in Abuja. Some na Suleja, Tafa, Dakwa. they're all in Niger state


11. 6. Never head to Nyanya/Maraba at 5pm, you will

sleep for road


12. Apo dutse and dutse alhaji know the difference


13. Lastly Take number 4 & 6 seriously 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️


Lastly am just kidding 😂😂🤣

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